weird stuff =3

Its Cinco De Mayo!

its now a mexican holiday called Cinco De Mayo, its about how mexico and america fought together on each others back against the french attack, i heard the story from my english teacher, Mrs Gonzales...i am so facinated by this, i have decided to write a beautiful acroustic poem about Cinco De Mayo...and here it is...

Chickens were used in Cinco de Mayo times as a mexican superweapon

Independance Chicken was what this was called

Neatly strapped with a bomb, the chickens were let loose to find its way into enemy trenches

Cock-a-Doodle-do was the last thing a soldier could hear before he sees hes own flashback

Only well trained combat chickens were available, and therefore it was a deadlier weapon

Doom and Chaos are the chicken's purpose of life, They exist for only these purposes

Every chicken caused more and faster deaths with the bomb strapped on compared to Bird Flu

Many Mexican soldiers are mainly equipped with one "El Pollo De Independance" each

After the Cinco de Mayo, Chickens were mass produced as weapons by H&K or Carbine

Year 1945, America made history by releasing a Nuclear Strapped Chicken on Hiroshima

On December 31,2012, the world was destroyed and erased from the solar system by mankind...and Chicken Firepower

yes yes i know its wonderful....i spend 1 minute on that!!! its hardwork

Why hav Allah done this to me

i always wonder why am i always liek this...why am i so lazy...why am i so lucky...and why do i hav the talent of drama :D...
Why Allah...Why!!!!!
is it because.....IM TOO SEXY?????????

SOMEONE ACTUALLY CALLED ME SEXY LAWL
but its just another azn....mustve nvr seen a true man liek me yeh???
everyone will think its all just sarcasm...
but i must tell u my connections told me that there are quite a few girls that im not very interested in but still hot said that im actually a kind n' nice and a ideal choice for a boyfirned...but ofcourse the only reason why im rejected usualy is cuz...PPL PREFER WHITES than azns......RACISM

but still im a boyfriend material :D hooray

im bored and im still updating this 0 view blog???? >.> how stupid can i be lawl....i shud be studying and gaming....and so thats wat imma do now...imma go cook Indomee oncemore and revive my Godlike Indomee cooking talent...ttyl :)

Women...Explained by Engineers

Big Round Fat Ham

have u ever seen a HUGE hamster......and think tat its a puppy?....
i never tought a hamster could get so fat and round
lol...

Soon to be Youtube video i think

hmmmm soon i wan post a video, unfortunetly oni 1 class allow me to use camera
and i know wat to record hehehe....imma record a crazy idiot and post on youtube....this is gonna rock hard

The Unexpected Sohai

WTF tat is so wrong


okok this was very unintentional, my fren going swimming said its sumtin bout train for competition
so i followed them and i battle them...Intense fight! they swam like David Hasslehoff frm Spongebob the movie and i did the greatest most majestic swim,

Doggy Stylez

no doubt i won in reverse, yes i didnt reach Base 2 but i did reach back base 1 the fast
they were too slow, *sigh*
anyways so someone came to see the group, and Omg! i was like a blonde chick shouting Oh my God! its him!
Michael Phelps came to see the group for wtf i dunno why
so anyways he took a swim...my frens couldnt catch up its like he had a motor up in his ass just we dont want to see, but of course the Doggy Stylez Pro wins Michael Phelps...

Damn i bet i can win gold in Olympics, theyll call me the Reversal Dog (tat name took me 0.5 seconds its a good name)
...
i still dunno why michael phelps came to see them tough, my friend is one of the representatives of Houston
i can represent USA! hahahaha,
as u can see im skinny, so my body flows through the water like wind, and ill glide through water so graceful that everyone's eyes will hurt as for extra control, i will style my hair like indians (shark fin),

2 Fast 2 Wet, USA Fish
Tune in for the brand new movie based on a true story

I am clearly an idiot

oh shit i have bcome a makcik.....
this is bad...veri bad...its a symptom of the Noob Syndrome
haih....

WE MUST PICK OURSELVES UP! DUST OURSELVES OFF! AND BEGIN A NEW BEGINNING

Today Barrack Obama is our new president @_@
nub Bush is now gone!muahahaha damn whites deserve it
takpe Obama speech was dam pro xD
but he talk about how America is getting out of a rock....Rock a.k.a Gearge W. Bush
damit i expected aan explosion or maybe a sniper shot or one of the bodyguard will jump and tank the bullet that the assasin fired from close range

heck its just common day where alot of ppl gather in one place....bosan
hmph Obama is so pro he look dam cool hahaha xD
not liek the other nub presidents

....nuthin to blog about then, found a new girl named May gonna try tackle but dun even know full name...so far my information is May and House, still processing information...gonna take a year hahaha

HM @_@

There are only 3 kind of ppl in this world...
1. A Noob which i call
2. Literally a stupid noob
3.Pro(Currently only Xian Loong) xD

A Bastard killed me once in Gaming Club and he start insulting by names and taunting me non stop
1st he start to say "DAM Reaver is actually a noob! 0-1!Heck i can pwn the whole [09] clan myself!"
tat was beginning of the round @_@....it was a lucky sniper shot(a fcking stray bullet)...i missed by a milimeter and he headshots me...
i starteds a 0-1 and ended 57-3....
i pwn at COD4 sniper =D

he ended up saying my clan was a group of fking hackers @_@...he was just a nub frm Stratford High School...a DAMN fat bitch....

I Luv a new game called Warrock @_@...too much pros 4 me


.... nuthin else to say.....2molo 9 pm cameron mau ciao and i wont be there.....thats it....The End for me