tis is my homework
One Day a boy was sitting next to the radio during christmas night...suddenly a news came up...
Breaking News!Santa is stuck in the chimney!It seems that its because Santa Claus gained some weight!Noone can help him now...Christmas will likely be canceled!!!
After hearing the news...the boy stood up and gather all his tools and headed out to the door...
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He summoned help from The Elves of The North, asking them to send only their best elites, Santa Sentinels and the Artic Elvengers.
After countless days of patience, a lethally wounded, scout from Santa Sentinels arrived to inform the boy that during the attempt to sneak out from the Santa's Workshop, Mrs Claus, The Exalted former Queen of Pain, caught them and brutally massacred the Elvengers with 1 lethal blow.
48 elves annihilated ... The Santa Sentinels managed to escape from the workshop with the help of Rudolph and friends...unfortunately Mrs Claus shot them out from the skies with Santa's Little Helper, ICBM(Intercontinental Ballistic Missle
The were many that jumped off, some landed in snow, some wasnt fortunate
The elves were spreaded everywhere in the Northpole, but one by one were hunted down by the former Queen of Pain's pets. The scout was a lone survivor only to send a message to the boy from the leader of Santa Sentinel before his last breath.The message was
"We will not be there to aid you, I am Sorry.All we can do is show you where is Santa Claus. From Sentinel Prime Elfred"
The scout collapsed.The boy knew what he must do.He looted the scout and got a Pimpboy 3000, and a pack of cigarette.
The Boy travelled far North..into the Canadian Wastelands....the harsh enviroment makes it a difficult place for people to live, but the boy continued his journey...to the capitol of the waste...Canadopolis, Land of slavery, corruption...it didnt stop him to look for Santa.He musnt let the Children of America down, without Christmas...80% of the children worldwide will die from boredism.He found Santa in the tallest chimney in Canadopolis,.. in the peak of the greatest skyscraper in the world, S.O High Enterprise
He climbed and he climbed to the top of the chimney, finding himself 5 feet above sea level...There was no way of getting Santa out because the chimney shrinked from the coldness...
the only way to get him out is with an accurate explosion at the weak point of the chimney...
the Pimpboy 3000 had a function of Self Destruct...but it has a idiotic feature which binds with the owner's skin...he lighted the ciggarette...surpassing what he fears most...
The Explosion covered the skies with a Huge mushroom cloud...brighter than bright...blasting him into Neverlands and Santa Claus into the skies...The earth stood still....honoring the little boy...who became a man 0_o
A boy...who looked forward to Christmas, found out that its not gonna happen
he knew what he must do...and so he left the peace of the house...
only to find out that the outside world was unsuitable for little children
but he continued his journey, looking for Santa.But in his journey...
he found real life out there...that there was more to brothers and parents.
realising America wasnt the only place with humans,
the lone child traveled for days...looking for his purpose of life
in his journey he aided countless people...
the poor...the sick...no good deed, no matter how small...is ever wasted
But it wasnt long until his journey came to an end...
He came across the place Santa was stucked for days...Canadopolis
and there...he learned the true meaning of life...Sacrifice...
for his own life...he saved many others...great Christmas for all...
but the canadians accused America of trespassing property.
and a War broke loose...Russia,China and many major cities
had a really itchy butt and joined the war...
War....War never changes
He climbed and he climbed to the top of the chimney, finding himself 5 feet above sea level...There was no way of getting Santa out because the chimney shrinked from the coldness...
the only way to get him out is with an accurate explosion at the weak point of the chimney...
the Pimpboy 3000 had a function of Self Destruct...but it has a idiotic feature which binds with the owner's skin...he lighted the ciggarette...surpassing what he fears most...
The Explosion covered the skies with a Huge mushroom cloud...brighter than bright...blasting him into Neverlands and Santa Claus into the skies...The earth stood still....honoring the little boy...who became a man 0_o
A boy...who looked forward to Christmas, found out that its not gonna happen
he knew what he must do...and so he left the peace of the house...
only to find out that the outside world was unsuitable for little children
but he continued his journey, looking for Santa.But in his journey...
he found real life out there...that there was more to brothers and parents.
realising America wasnt the only place with humans,
the lone child traveled for days...looking for his purpose of life
in his journey he aided countless people...
the poor...the sick...no good deed, no matter how small...is ever wasted
But it wasnt long until his journey came to an end...
He came across the place Santa was stucked for days...Canadopolis
and there...he learned the true meaning of life...Sacrifice...
for his own life...he saved many others...great Christmas for all...
but the canadians accused America of trespassing property.
and a War broke loose...Russia,China and many major cities
had a really itchy butt and joined the war...
War....War never changes
1 comment:
this story makes me wonder whether you were smiling happily while writing it.. merry very very late Christmas and happy new year :D
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